you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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