I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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