i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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