FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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