great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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