I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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