me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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