He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So. Much. Porn.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
