Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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