Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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