I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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