Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
