I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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