idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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