I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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