also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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