another moral hangover. fuck.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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