dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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