I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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