So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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