I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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