Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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