If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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