is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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