Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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