This girl is more easily done than said...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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