margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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