This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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