You can't special order awesome
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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