ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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