I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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