Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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