He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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