Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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