was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
In America we eat man semen.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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