Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
