Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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