Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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