That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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