i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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