yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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