so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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