Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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