Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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