How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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