Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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