a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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