If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
