I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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