I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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