I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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