3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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