I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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