the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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