Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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