let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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